Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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