He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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