vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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