So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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