Having a random hookup so left but love u
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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