Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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