Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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