period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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