Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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