i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
