I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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