Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.