you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy