I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I think about you every night.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.