You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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