after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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