Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Randomize
