I smell stomach acid.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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