I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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