Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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