That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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