If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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