Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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