So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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