ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
These tits shall not be calmed
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