You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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