Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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