I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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