I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
