none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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