So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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