where does the pee come out of this thing
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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