what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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