If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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