great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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