Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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