I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
tell me about the fingering
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