DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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