new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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