You surviving the open bar?
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So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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