she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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