If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old