Someone shit on the floor
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.