shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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