you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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