so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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