Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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