Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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