I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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