We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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