Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.