I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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