I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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