yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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