Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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