We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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