no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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